Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I WAS GOING TO GO TO SLEEP
me: PUT THAT SHOW BACK ON BROADWAY OR SO HELP ME
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
ok real talk, if the opening credits of Pocahontas don’t make u want to build a canoe and and paddle away at dawn with a sexy semi-nude man using a shell horn to announce your presence then you cannot paint with all the colors of the wind and u are not my friend
Your blog has been signed by David Tennant
I was reading over the info for the audition tomorrow, and it said to be prepared for directions given by the director for the monologue, and I don’t think I’ve ever noped so hard.
Yeah, I’m done. I’m out. I quit. Everything. So long farewell.
kristoff…stoppit you beautiful dope.
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye